Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Strangers

Living in a hotel in Georgia. It's an oddly intimate experience.
The walls are too thin.

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Strangers don't necessarily have fewer demons.

They just haven't introduced you to them.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Didn't I have a blog?

And the saga of my job gets crappier as days go by.

I'm starting to consider that job with the TSA. Those guys walk around angry all the time.

I'd fit right in.



Thursday, November 12, 2015

Earworm

With all the frantic energy I've been expending lately, this one has been running through my head for a few days now.

Call up Trudy on the telephone. They gonna put this coon-ass boy in jail.



Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Damn

Work is crazy.

Things should clear up pretty soon. I'm thinking February or so...

On top of that, we're trying to buy a house.

After discussing things with the bank, we've decided the best way to go is with a VA loan.

You have no idea what it means for me to say that. (Well...some of you do.)

Inviting the VA into the home purchasing process is like introducing a lockjaw epidemic at a cocksucker's convention.

FML

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Friday, November 6, 2015

Many a Slip

twixt the cup and the lip.

Left Decatur this afternoon quite pleased with myself.

Got home, cracked a beer and sat down in the garage to have a smoke, and the phone rings...


Now here I am back in Decatur. Had to jump in and save the day, etc, etc,. Now things are limping along well enough to get us through the night. I'll have to be back on the job in the morning.
Calling Domino's Pizza.




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Thursday, November 5, 2015

Hump Day Rule 5 - Cindy Crawford

Oh shit. It's Thursday already?


A woman from my generation.












































Apparently, my generation ages very well, which explains why I keep getting sexier as years go by.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Sage Advice

Before you ask, "Who's the asshole that came up with that?"


Make sure you're not the asshole.


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