Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Friday, September 25, 2015

Road Music

Did I mention that Georgia is the only state where my GPS will take me down a dirt road?




Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Earworm





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Still busting my ass to get the house ready for the Mom-in-Law to show up tomorrow.

Have any of you ever had to re-caulk the kitchen sink and backsplash and the guest bathroom sink and backsplash just because her mom was coming to visit?

That was a helluva discussion.

aaaaaaand I ended up getting the caulk gun out at the end of it all anyway.

FML

Sunday, September 20, 2015

Sunday morning sleep-in #146

Mother-in-Law due in on Wednesday.

Busting my ass to make everything perfect.

"Perfect" being determined by some sort of sliding scale that only Mrs. B is privy to.

FML

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Friday, September 18, 2015

Friday Night Lights

Took the boy back down to Pensacola today so he could fly back to England.

Pappy misses him already. He really liked playing the "Who's-couch-is-this-anyway?" game.

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Remember way back when we nuked Japan and they suddenly all realized they were pacifists?

Well, now we know how long that takes to wear off...

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

It's Called "The Bait and Switch"



Bwahahahahaha.......

(deep breath)

Hahahahahahaha

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Saturday, September 12, 2015

Wirecutter Memes

In lieu of a Saturday-Morning-Coffee, you get a Friday-night-I'm-drunk-and-shouldn't-be-messing-around-on-Facebook post.


Kenny's got some good ones out there.











And a bonus one from "back in the day".


(That's my favorite one, cuz. I'll never forget it.)

Where's the one about bodies in the trunk? I couldn't find it anywhere...

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Now That Weed is Legal in Washington State...

Tacoma Mulls Gun "Drop Boxes" as a way to get guns "off the street".

I laughed so hard I spotted.

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(Is it just me, or does that top picture look a lot like Wirecutter?)

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Hump Day Rule 5 - Catherine McNeil

Another entry in the "Hottest Lesbian on the Planet" category.

And an Aussie to boot...her accent alone would probably give me a chubby.







































Tuesday, September 8, 2015

The Tightpants Brigade circa 1984

Y'all can thank me later for the earworm.





Good God.

George Orwell is spinning in his grave...


Thursday, September 3, 2015

Hump Day Rule 5 - Gina Elise

Day late and a dollar short....

This girl is my hunny bunny. (My other Hunny Bunny, not the one I've been married to all these years."

Not many G.I.'s out there who haven't heard if Gina...
She devotes all her time and effort to honoring our veterans.


































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There was one girl that danced with me like that before I deployed...we've been married for 27 years now.