Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet.

Life is Hard. Wear a Helmet

Virginia State Constitution: Article 1; Section 13
That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power.

Alabama State Constitution: Article 1: Section 26
That every Citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the State.

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Saturday Morning Coffee #146




So long, Leonard.

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Internet here at the hotel is crappy, as usual.

Y'all have a good weekend. I'm taking the son down to the range to make some smoke and noise.

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Friday, February 27, 2015

Travelin'

Good thing I'm not going THERE.

Just headed down to Panama City for the weekend to visit the The Prodigal Son.

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Thursday, February 26, 2015

Be Careful what you wish for

I, for one, welcome our benevolent alien overlords...

NASA releases pictures of lights on Ceres.


More likely sun reflecting from ice on the surface, which is also cool.

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Hump Day Rule 5 - Jen Selter

Brother, do you even squat?

Looks like Caitlin Rice is going to have trouble holding onto her top spot.





















Monday, February 23, 2015

Mondays Still Suck

I was two hours on the road before I realized I had completely forgotten my blog this morning.
Gee. Monday mornings are usually my best time....

So now I'm parked in a hotel and all you get is the tune that's been earworming me all day on the road.




How many of you old f**kers can tell me the name of the TV show?

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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Sunday morning sleep-in #124


A window into the soul

You know I'm not much for pouring out my heart on the internet, but if you can read that with a dry eye, well...fuck you very much.

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This one's for you, Larry.



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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Saturday Morning Coffee #145

In the news...

CDC discovers "Bourbon" virus

WHAT?!?!ZOMG!!!!!

Okay...deep breath. The virus is named for the county in which it was discovered.

Whew! That was a close one.

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ISIS army of 7-foot giants?

Those rubes can use a green screen, whooda thunk it?

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Sovereign Citizen Extremists

I guess it's easier to go after that bunch of loons than the 7-foot giants....

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Friday, February 20, 2015

Fridaaaaay

For all my buddies up north.


I could complain about the cold here in Bama, but y'all would call it bragging.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Hump Day Rule 5 - Daniella Grace

She seems to enjoy spending most of her time in a bikini...

She also has a blog, that features many photos of her wearing....you guessed it.



























Tuesday, February 17, 2015

A Good Read

I just finished Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus by Orson Scott Card.

I highly recommend it.
Read the book, and soon as you're done with it, watch the video Tam posted.

The timing couldn't have been better. Thanks, Tam.

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Woot!

The prodigal son just called and he's off today. Hitting the road to go deliver Mrs B's truck to him so he can have some wheels while he's here in the states.

Hope he remembers how to drive on the right side of the road...

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Monday, February 16, 2015

Good Monday - For The Ladies

The prodigal son, SrA B, is finally back here in the states for a visit, and he's just 5 hours down the road at Tyndall AFB.

Trying to work out when we can run down there and visit him. He's here for work, so we have to find out what his schedule is going to be like. He should be here for about three weeks or so before he has to return to Europe.

Mrs B is driving me nuts. It's all she can talk about. Haven't seen him in a couple years.









He's single, ladies.
If you would like a date, please email me a picture and a list of relevant stats.

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Sunday, February 15, 2015

Sunday morning sleep-in #123

How can you tell if you've satisfied a redhead in bed?


She unties you.

I got that one from Odie.

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Going after those cartoonists again, I see.

Lars Vilks was attending a debate at a little cafe in Copenhagen when a "lone gunman" opened up on the place.
Three injured and one dead.

There may be some question as to the target. There were many prominent people there, including the French ambassador, but everyone's assuming that Lars was the target. He's another one of those guys that goes around drawing unflattering pictures of the prophet mohamed.

Update: They caught up with the guy pretty quickly.

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MSgt B's Gut-Bomb Burritos

1 pound ground beef
1 Packet Spicy taco mix
1 Can refried beans
1 Can Rotel tomatoes and green chilis, drained
1/4 cup chopped jalapenos
1/4 cup chopped onion
About two cups shredded cheddar cheese
At least four extra-large flour tortillas (dinner plate sized)

In a bowl, mix together the can of refried beans, the chopped onion, the chopped jalapenos, half the shredded cheese and half of the can of Rotel.

Prepare the taco meat according to the directions on the packet, but simmer it a little longer than you would for tacos, you don't want it soupy, then stir it into the refried bean mix to make your filling.

Roll the filling into the big tortillas, should make four good-sized burritos.
Put the burritos in a baking dish and top with the other half of the can of Rotel and the other half of the shredded cheddar.
Bake at 350 for about 20 minutes or so. The edges of the burritos should start to brown and the cheese should be thoroughly melted.

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Saturday, February 14, 2015

Saturday Morning Coffee #144

Happy Valentine's Day.


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BossMan - Have you got plans for this weekend? Are you doing something nice for your wife for Valentine's day?

MSgt B - I've got a sexy red thong with a little heart on the front, and I shaved little heart shapes in the hair on my ass; one on each side.

BossMan - Great...thanks. I'll never get that picture out of my head now.


My boss is a good guy, but he really needs to stop reading my blog.

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Thursday, February 12, 2015

And The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

I checked into the hotel tonight, and you wouldn't believe what the young lady at the front desk had...

A Level-2 Bag of Holding, with a Star Trek badge AND a Mockingjay badge.




If you're going to visit/work at Cape Canaveral, the Holiday Inn Express on Tucker Lane in Cocoa FL has all the best geeks.

Two thumbs up.

Do I have to explain?


Marines Surrender Weapons Before Yemen Evacuation

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Hump Day Rule 5 - Scarlett Johansson

Just watched Lucy with Mrs B. She insisted we buy the DVD instead of waiting to pick it up at one of those rental boxes.
I must say now that I agree with her. It was a much better movie than I expected, with just enough Sci-Fi B-movie campyness to make it fun to watch.

Now I need to find a copy of Under The Skin, where she plays an alien sent to Earth to travel around Scotland seducing men and killing them.